Proof We Are in a Simulation

I have proof we’re all in a simulation.

Actual, real, factual proof.

Butter.

Think about it.

If your house is too cold, or warm, it’s borked. It doesn’t spread, or it’s melted. It’s designed to spread at the perfect temp zone for human living, yet it’s the by product of milk and a natural process.

Likely the parent simulation has a delicious, similar spread, but it requires a heating bowl, or a cooling bowl to be able to use it at room temp. Butter is a pleasant design, a fantasy for those playing, controlling, and watching our simulated world.

It’s proof! This is a simulation!!!

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