Jan 8 Random picture of Avril Lavigne found on one of Osama bin Ladens drives. He had a lot of western media saved on his drives, ranging from PC games to movies, music, etc.
Jan 8 United Healthcare calls a doctor during a surgery demanding to know if an overnight stay for that patient is necessary
Jan 8 Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World’s First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Jan 8 Instead of wrapping the fork in a napkin and putting it in his backpack, by boyfriend bends it so that it fits into the Tupperware his lunch was in. I was speechless upon discovery.