My neighbor’s dog ruined my sleep so I used it to ruin his

Every night from midnight to 3AM his dog would bark non-stop right outside my bedroom. Deep loud echoing barks like he was announcing the end of the world

I asked my neighbor twice to bring the dog in. Both times he brushed it off with a smirk and said “he’s just doing his job”

Cool. Then I’ll do mine

I started recording the barking on my phone. The next morning at 6AM right after my neighbor got home from his night shift I played it back full volume through a speaker pointed at his wall

I repeated that for two mornings. No yelling. No threats. Just his own dog giving him a taste of what I’d been dealing with

On day three the dog was inside before 10PM. Hasn’t barked at night since

Sometimes the best revenge is pressing play