How the FUCK is Twitter worth $44 billion again (supposedly)? Something smells fishy 🐟

Not to sound conspiratorial, but something smells off.

According to recent reports, X’s valuation has surged back to $44 billion—the exact price Elon Musk paid for it—up from a previous valuation of around $9 billion.

Morgan Stanley, one of the main institutions that financed the original deal, is also behind this new valuation.

This is a platform that has lost: • Major ad revenue • Key executive leadership • Most of its media value and cultural influence • Tons of users (and credibility)

And suddenly… it’s back to $44Billion?!?! What the fuck?

Meanwhile, Tesla’s stock is down like 50% since the start of the year and everything is just getting shittier.

This doesn’t make any fucking sense. It seems too mother fucking coincidental.