Bored of eating your own dogfood? Try smelling your own farts
I called a large company the other day. Did I know the information I wanted could be found on their website?0 And was I aware that I could manage my account online?1 And would I like to receive a link to chat with their AI assistant via WhatsApp?2 Naturally, call volumes were higher than expected. I can only assume that whoever was in charge of predicting call volumes had recent suffered a traumatic brain injury and was unable to count beyond five without pulling their other hand out of their fundament. The cheerful woman warbled through her pre-recorded script and was suddenly replaced with a hideous electronic monstrosity. I recorded the call3 so that you can experience this monument to synthetic glory! 🔊 💾 Download this audio file. This is from a company whose website…
