ai reviews my mini webserver

i needed to share a single file so i wrote a quick webserver in bash like any normal person would. it supports head and get, which was all i needed. as far as i’m aware it doesn’t misbehave too badly
then i showed it to a bunch of extremely smart phd level agi bots that are going to replace us all and asked them to review it and point out any flaws
what follows is a non comprehensive list of replies in no particular order. for fun you can guess which model said what